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My mom would kill me if she knew I was telling you all this....but one time she got on the phone to order a flower bouquet and said "I'd like to order one of those FDS bouquets(sp?)." I guess the gal started laughing and my mom realized what she said and the gal said "you mean one of those FTD bouquets?" (For those of you who don't know what FDS is...."Feminine Deoderant Spray".)

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Oh man! I bet your mom was so embarassed! LOL At least it wasn't in person though!

Now if you guys think those are bad, check this out. I will never, ever forget this. When I was in 7th grade, I had to read out loud in science class and the sentence was "something, something, organism, something, something". Well, guess what I said instead of organism? Yup - orgasm. Talk about mortified! The class just got completely silent, I was bright red, and the teacher said, "Ahem...that's organism." LMAO I just kept reading like nothing happened, but I wanted to crawl under my desk. You know, at that age, you're so self-conscious about everything anyway - this didn't help any.

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