Jamie, you are too funny!!!! I'm reacting to your original post about how there'd be a little kid there asking "can you be my daddy?"
You're wasted up there, come to NYC immediately, city boy! You'd be VERY popular. I think you'd have no trouble finding that special person who's right for you!! In fact I'm starting a list of people to introduce to you. C'mon, whaddaya say, cutie?!