"I'd rather have your IBS-D than my terrible migranes" - Since when did her migranes cause her to make dashes for the toilet and soil herself in public?!!!
"It's all in your mind." - Well now i just feel stupid and like it's my fault!
My mother was told she had a "bad case of flu" when she was actually pregnant. Her flu has lasted 32 years so far!!!
P.S,. this is the funniest thread of mails i've ever read!