I think it's safe to attempt sleep now. I think I've past the fear of farting. Maybe I'll give up vegetables FOREVER. I hardly eat any at all anymore. Honestly, it's just one of those eat Immodium like Pez candy days. Maybe I need a Pez dispenser for my Immodium Advanced!
Lots of organic chicken boob soup & flat gingerale to get those electrolytes back in line. (And knowing me tons of forbidden coffee--but cold. Hot coffee is too triggering!)
I have the most raw bum right now.
Okay, enough pointless babble. Time to crash. I think it's safe now.