Well, lets see . . . yeah, it's true. I've been off Heather's program TOTALLY for quite awhile now. I've even eaten dead cow (ew, gross) and yep, even ice cream -- REAL ice cream. What else? Oh yeah, of course my beloved coffee. That too. Every morning at least two cups. Oh, and lots of fresh fruits and veggies -- LOTS -- and few white flour stuff. No bread, no rice, none of the stuff we're supposed to have. And of course no SFS! No way!
I'm BAAAAAD! (Not to mention my Jack. Can't go without my Jack!)
Yeah, I've gotten pretty sick, but it turned out that it was bad side effects from the meds I was taking. As soon as I stopped that stuff, I immediately got back to my old rotten self. No more puking uncontrollably. Yaaay!
Okay, so the ice cream didn't work for me. Even with the Lactaid, I got pretty violently ill. So no more ice cream for this gal! It doesn't even tempt me now. (Well, I'm back on my old beloved Soy Dream frozen dessert, but that doesn't count.)
But as for that dead cow . . . watch out, mama! I can't stop eating BURGERS! Hubby and I barbecue every night -- ground up carcass of a dead cow. Pretty gross, eh? (Them's DAMN good eatins!) I'm making up for 20 years of abstinence, Girls!
Oh, and the local pizza parlor knows me well now. They don't even ask what I want; they just wait for me to pull out a package of soy mozzarella from my purse, then they make my pizza with it. Next I'm gonna take 'em some turkey pepperoni! Oooh, baby!
Doin' lots of kayaking and having a ball.
I'll see ya later --
BAAAD Bevvy OUT.
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