Reged: 08/06/04
Posts: 4381
Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC
OK, seeing as you're not going to keep this job any longer, here is what you could have said to Miss Noseblow:
A blow-up doll? I get enough of the air-headed girls at work.
What's a blow-up doll? Maybe you could bring me one of yours to show me.
Or go reeeeally offensive (something I'd NEVER do):
Why is your first solution for me to get a blow-up doll? Are you catholic and have never learned about lube? That's why god invented vaseline, you know. Or maybe your other job is in a sex shop? So which is it, prude or sleeze?