in High School, when I was a junior, the seniors were in their last day of school school... well, as I was coming up the stairs, at just about WAIST level were my eyes... and YOU GUESSED it, big (really, it was big ;P) flopping penis goes right in front of me... I was laughing so hard, RAN into class and yelled, STREAKERS.... everyone left class to go see... it was great!