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You know, I'm such an inconsiderate JERK sometimes. I know you have fibro, and I have an idea what it's like (but no one can really KNOW what it's like unless they have it). The thing is, you're so wild and crazy and fun and -- well, I just forget sometimes that you hurt.

Please forgive me.

I need to help you somehow, and I just don't know how. Um, uh, while this is not really a good suggestion normally, and I don't know how this would affect your fibro, but in all seriousness, could you tolerate just a shot of JD? Just a little bolt before you walk in the door there? (Be sure to take a mint with it; otherwise, you'll breathe on everyone there and blow 'em all away.)

Something else that might work for you is Tylenol PM. It REALLY relaxes me BIG time. Of course, it might make you fall asleep, so you wouldn't wanna drive by yourself. Have someone take you. Oh, and if you try the PM, be sure to take it about an hour beforehand (that's how long it takes to "kick in.") Last, but not least (although the most dangerous) would be some Vicodin. Do you have any? It's a fabulous pain killer, but VERRRRY addictive. You could pop one just before the appointment.

I'm sorry, LauraSue, Girlfriend, please, PLEASE forgive me.

Hmmmm.... rough sex while I have the worst flu? Lets see, worst flu in one hand, balancing with the rough sex in the other ..... hmmm.....?

Say you still love me. Maybe I just need to be punished?

Bevvy

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