Oh my gosh girl...... I totally know how you feel. Don't get down! We can still laugh right!! One thing about bodily functions..... they cause us so much misery but they are still funny and gross. I feel for you about not wanting your husband to be bored w/you. I'm 32 now and I really haven't dated much for the past 10 years b/c I cannot function normally on a social level. And I worry that if I did find someone it's too much to ask of them to be a social pariah. We should all move to an island together where everyone just knows and understands. Does your husband ever read the boards to get more of an understanding? Feel better